Someone who is fucking brilliant. May have a slightly dirty mind but at times you know you enjoy it! Always cracking jokes that make no sense, unless you have a mind like them. Very dare devilish and can kick ass if necessary. This guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and can't walk and is all in one fucking awesome.
Your a fucking Eli bro.
av JuanTheBomb 31. mars 2015
an amazing guy. They have thick light brown hair and almost grey eyes, with a dot of blue in them that makes them look amazing and unnatural. They have a big nose and long eyelashes. They have a chipped front tooth from playing baseball. They're tall and lean, but still strong. They have long fingers, and a weirdly long tongue. They're simple and complex and untouchable and beautiful.
"Who is THAT?" gasped Brook.
"That's Eli." I smiled.
av carrielarrie 1. april 2013
He's literally the most amazing person that you will ever meet. You will meet him and not think anything of him really and within a few weeks you're in love with his amazing personality, his romance, and his really good hair ;)
I'm in love with ElišŸ’—
av Thatbrunette____ 24. juli 2015
Some who is fucking brilliant, this guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and cant walk and is all in one fucking awsome.
you're a fucking eli mate.
av what's your handle? 18. oktober 2014
An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.
Wow, he just threw for an Eli.
av Payton Manning 6. oktober 2013
A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.
Person 1: "He cheated on me..."

Person 2: "Wow, what an Eli."
av Idkmanimheretho 10. juli 2016
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
av the ELI team 6. april 2009
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