A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
av Jangles the moon monkey 14. juli 2011
Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.
It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
av Crew Wolfy 6. oktober 2011
The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.
av vivalavengeance 20. november 2010
Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface
*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.
av mamajune 11. juli 2014
somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe
^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe
av adamINTHEVAN 14. juli 2011
It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
av BounceTigger 6. mai 2013
More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
av Shi-nay-nay 27. januar 2011

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