Somebody who supports the death of innocent babies through abortion, but would never inflict capital punishment upon a murderer. Somebody who would tax the hardworking citizens who earn there money and give it away to those who would rather sit around and contribute nothing to society through welfare. Somebody who supports government healthcare, which would literally allow the government to decide who get's treatment and who doesn't; who is worth treating and who isn't. Somebody who believes in "Global warming", wups now they call it "Climate Change" because they realized it can be hot OR cold, except that, that's just the way the world works... it's not supposed to stay the exact same all the time and it never has stayed the same, ever. Yet millions of dollars are spent studying "Climate change" rather then going to the places which really need it most.Somebody who would claim that anybody who doesn't agree with them is an unintellectual idiot.

Somebody who (despite the massive debt which the country is in) would continue to borrow money from other countries and spend it on things which don't help our county get out of debt.
Obviously this isn't neutral but none of the republican one's are.

Don't listen to a fucking party, be independent and hear both sides equally, then make a decision on which is in your better interests. Both democrats and republicans paint their "ideas" and views up to look like something they are not. Do not be a zombie, do your own research
av smdpolitics 23. januar 2012
Someone who believes that hard working taxpayers should give their money to lazy ass cocksuckers who have 20 kids and refuse to work, that killing criminals is wrong, while killing unborn babies is completely acceptable, that utter bullshit like Global Warming is real, that owning a gun to protect your ass against dangerous sonsofbitches should be illegal, that Mexicans should be allowed to come into our country illegally and sit on their asses having babies and living on welfare and getting the same opportunities as hard working citizens, bash Fox News for being too conservative despite the fact that practically every other news station besides Fox is liberal, and that basically you should have to pay higher taxes to pay for other people's shit.

They also seem to write 90% of the definitions on this website. Search "Republican" and you'll see what I mean.
Democrat: Mexicans should be able to come here and be treated just like everyone else. After all, this IS a country of immigrants!

Republicans: Yeah, when my ancestors came here, they had to work their asses off, not live on free money and sit on their ass all day long with 20 kids running around.
av The Outlaw Torn 1. juni 2010
1. Someone who believes that minorities cannot possibly be a success in life without the government helping them every step of the way.

2. Someone who thinks that it is a constitutional right to stick a knife in an unborn child's head, suck its brains out and throw it in a bin, but will assault anyone who shows a picture of the constitutional right being practiced.

3. Someone who thinks that Barack Obama is magical and can do no wrong.

4. Someone who constantly says that George W. Bush was wrong on everything even when Democrats made the same call.

5. Someone who makes political decisions based on the popular thing to do and not by actually thinking about the issue.
Person A: "Hey, want to sign an petition to ban women's suffrage?"

Democrat: "I sure do!"
av Anonymous225 3. mai 2010
A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
av CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 13. april 2009
Liberals who believe in killing innocent babies and putting them in a refrigerator to test on. And who believe the government should pay for college and basically everything else and might I add ,which the government would give us all crap because they wouldnt be able to afford nice working material for all of us.And believe in gay marriage which is totally against the bible (but there should be gay rights just not gay marriage.) And think doctors shouldn't get payed very well when they SAVE LIVES!
Omg look at that loberal he's such a democrat! They're gonna ruin America w/ tht damn Hilary Clinton!
av Saaaarrrraaahhhhhhhh 24. januar 2008
Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?

Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.

Person 1: What's Libertarian?

Person 2: It's a 3rd party.

Person 1: What's a 3rd party?

Person 2: Exactly.
av LibbyChick 6. januar 2010
One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution.
Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which:
(1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice;
(2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the Patriot Act);
(3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.
(4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin.
(5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.
Chad sees a panhandler:
If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society."
If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."
av freethinker24 27. mai 2011

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