1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
av Smarterthanyou22 8. juli 2009
Little girlie men who have pussies. And
Waste their time on global warming, because they are worried about the fucking polar bears.
Little kid: Mommy, why is that man look like he is a gay pedophile?

Mommy: Because he is a democrat
av Bob Bern 29. august 2008
1. A group of communist that wish to see America burn and are no smarter then a rock.

2. A political party in which most of the members are minorities even though Republicans freed the slave and a majority of slave owners were democrats.

3. People that would wish to see America become a communist country, they would also like to see to it that no one can get ahead in life and wish that everyone was equal,they also would see to it that the education system was destroyed so none of their African American members realize that it was the Republicans that freed the slaves.

4. A bunch of wind-warping communist that would see america burned just so Republicans couldn't fix the Country.

5. Lazy communist that think they are the right people for the presidency

6. Friends and allies of the Taliban

7. A group that would like to change or completely destroy the constitution

8. Followers of Obama Bin Laden

9. supporters of communism and terrorism

10. Descendants of Mao Zedong

11. A group that is full of worthless scum that wish to destroy America

12. A group that need you to give them 4 more years to ruin America
Barrack Obama is a prime example of Democrats
av flood warning 7. mai 2013
A large bunch of anti-white/American asswipes who do not serve in the military. The Average Characteristics of the Democrat include: Selling United States Military secrets to every single facist/communist country out there, Staying home and not joining the military while Republicans and Conservatives do all the fighting for them, cannot choose between 2 sides of a political spectrum and has to stay to the left, and would vote a complete idiot who has no experience or IQ into the Presidential Office just because his skin color is dark.
Conservative-"Oh wow, I can't believe that Obama has been elected, hopefully he will turn out to be a centrist"

Democrat-"WOOO HOOO! OBAMA!!! LETS GO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR TAXES AND ALL THOSE RACIST WHITE PEOPLE!"
av poiarjgiurgn 12. januar 2009
Political Party that vocally supports gay marriage, abortion rights, green ecosystem and the like.

The other things they have done is put us into one serious hell of a debt for the country, despite the blame on the last republican idiot, the democrat we have as president now is an even bigger idiot.

Have absolutely no idea how to manage a private sector business or any financial decisions what so ever
Q: Do you vote Democrat?

A: Why would I want to ruin our country like that?
av DAVfoto 15. august 2011
THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.
av Ed Zimmer 17. november 2007
An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
av RonnieRaygunX 18. mai 2009

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