A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.
Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.
av Liche 1. september 2010
Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
av Decker's Kitten 19. november 2013
Part donkey, part unicorn.
unicorn, Decker
av MissWatermelons 31. mai 2011
A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".
Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!
av dont be that kid 20. januar 2009
1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect
1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers
av not deckers 17. juni 2008
When a hot slut makes teachers and parents think they are perfect when they are fucking everybody in school.
Man, she just pulled a Decker!
Porta Potty, place you dispose of wastes, and bodily fluids.
Don't piss on public property, the Decker is over there..
av Seven eleven 24 seven 7. desember 2006
One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
av RyanCanada 14. august 2006

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