A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
av Colonel Ketchup 8. mai 2008
Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.
Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.
av ComFan 30. august 2007
Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

av C-Mills 17. januar 2008
A great comedian, known for being in movies and TV, unfortunately. Many BAMF's can relate to his jokes, but his routines are always ruined by dane cook fans, who laugh at every other word he says, because he is a celebrity (See dane cook fan).

He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
av vorheez 2. februar 2008
1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
av Ms. Daney Waney 19. desember 2008
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