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Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
av Josh The Squash 10. mars 2005
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The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
av Josh The Squash 7. mai 2005
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When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."
I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.
av Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson 26. november 2011
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I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.

I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!

I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
av random thoughts 11. mai 2005
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