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1.
1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
av ZonaCat Hansen 24. september 2009
 
2.
A person who thinks he's worth a lot more than he really is, especially if he's never proven his worth in the first place.
Michael Crabtree is being a real crabtree for refusing a $20 million offer without ever playing a single down of NFL football.
av GT23 25. september 2009
 
3.
Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.
Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree
av Jera-Ziah 18. januar 2010
 
4.
A hermit crab that travels long distances between islands.
Yo, look its a crabtree on a journey.
av hot_tuna_sandwhich 8. april 2009
 
5.
A girl who chugs beer to be funny or make a joke.
Dude that Crabtree just totally drank all my Honeymoon beer and thinks it's funny... So uncool!
av Tyler Gladior 11. august 2009
 
6.
A really big, ugly lesbian with lots of body/facial hair.
God damn, look at that ugly ass crabtree!
av Laquanda Adams Fashiqi 10. desember 2007