A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
#cootie #cooties #male diseases #disease #men
av Shmoozums 5. januar 2006
A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
#diseases #hysteria #sexist #std #urban legend
av Gahmuret 22. juli 2006
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
av Richard Black 15. mars 2005
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
av dj gs68 7. juli 2003
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
#cooties #men #dads #cootiefied #non-cooties
av gina and sarah 6. november 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
#poo #bum #bosom #child #hentai
av Taeko Hentie 8. april 2006
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
av Cootieluver33 12. oktober 2015
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