fat sweaty old man who enjoys wanking over donuts
collin
av dimsim 7. august 2011
a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
av ooga_booga 22. juli 2011
Collin means the biggest jim to ever walk the face of the Earth. Also referred to as jimbo and jimmy.
Guy #1- "Oh shit did you see that?!"
Guy #2- "Yeah, Collin?!.. oh @#$%, I think his jimness is rubbing off on me!"
av Tarynisaurus Rex 18. april 2011
A person who is totally gorgeous, great at sports, and has everyone falling for her. She's often unsure of herself and unable to take compliments, but is a total babe when she wants to be. Has an amazing body, green eyes, and luscious brown locks.
Guy 1: Damn, Collin is so damn hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so great at everything.
Girl: I wish I could be like her. *sigh*
av Tesslovesya 9. mars 2011
A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.
That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!
av Random Talker 11. januar 2009
the biggest queer in the universe. Often enjoys with anal activity with other guys such as mickey mouse. Very small. and usually grows in Dumbass, USA
av bstandish54 11. mai 2011
A sweaty fat man who often enjoy look at young children because he can't get anything himself
Girl: is that collin
Girl 2: quick get the children inside
av Wankymac 12. august 2011

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