to wipe out while riding your bike, to have an obscenely
bloody accident where one is amazingly able to walk away, to come inches
from becoming roadkill, to ride a bike while intoxicated
where the likelihood an accident will occur is increased exponentially.
Girl to drunk friend leaving bar on his bicycle: "Dude
, be safe and shit - don't toro yourself on the way home!"
friend: "Ah, man - I'm not THAT
Girl #1: I'm on lunch, right? and this bike messenger almost
by this fatass
getting out of his car. The bike messenger totally swerves
but there was this manhole cover there, and you know
it had been raining that
day, right? dude
, he totally toro'ed himself all over the road and was almost
run over by this cabbie
when he bit it!