5 definitions by wordelder

Top Definition
An epiphany so intense it causes a queef (pussy fart).
I was so shocked with my idea, I had an equiffany and had to change my panties.
#queef #queeb #fart #toot #spooge.
av wordelder 6. desember 2009
When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.
The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
#heal #cure #health #symptom #wellness
av wordelder 21. mars 2011
Hearing an electronics device making an intermittent, repeating sound from somewhere in your house, and not finding either the device or knowing the meaning of the sound.
I was lying in bed awake in the middle of the night, and could not fall back to sleep because of an electronics enigma.
#sounds #devices #alarms #alerts #speakers
av wordelder 17. mars 2011
Forgetting movie situations and important things within a couple years of seeing the movie.
I wish I could remember that hilarious/crazy part of that movie I saw 3 years ago, but I suffer from movie amnesia.
#forgetfulness #absent minded #lose track #don't remember #wrong answer
av wordelder 16. desember 2010
When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
#menses #menstruation #period #blood #tampon
av wordelder 23. juni 2011
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