Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt
). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont
Someone who always wears stripey jumpers / cardigans and is obviously a cont
'Watch out for that car philly you stripey cont!'
The cheapest, nastiest nipple revealing shirt you have ever seen accompanied by friday shoes. Worn on a friday to work to enable direct route to the nearest pub.
'Mondo had worn his Friday shirt because he was so excited to go to the strip club, make it rain
to be swiftly followed by a dangerwank
Someone who has been sucking on wangers for too long, resulting in their breath smelling of tit.
Someone who is more than just your average tit
'Relax, it's only tit
'Why don't you go fuck
your mother, tit breath!'
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