46 definitions by shomesomethin

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.
Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.
av shomesomethin 20. juli 2010
Another term for ebonics. Something that America and The Urban Dictionary needs a whole helluva lot less of.
Every rap ever spewed is full of Niggespeech.
av shomesomethin 14. juli 2010
A marijuana cigarette dipped in hash oil, or honey oil, thereby increasing the potency to 10-15 times a regular joint.
I'll be over in a few, I've got some hash oil, if you can come up with a little weed we'll make an oily joint and get blitzed !
av shomesomethin 13. juli 2010
A pigsty is a police station, where all the pigs hang out. Also called copshop.
Dude, stay away from the area of Truman and Noland, that's where the pigsty is.
av shomesomethin 13. juli 2010
Anyone who has admitted to or been convicted of taking indecent liberties with a minor who is in their own family.
When musician Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousins 13 yr. old daughter at the age of 27, he became an Incestophiliac.
av shomesomethin 27. juli 2010
A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.
Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?
av shomesomethin 14. juli 2010
Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.
Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.
av shomesomethin 30. juni 2010

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