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7 definitions by scottoff

 
1.
the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.
Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.
av scottoff 16. august 2007
 
2.
a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.
Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.
av scottoff 16. august 2007
 
3.
when diarrhea feels extremely hot and fiery upon exiting the turdholder.

Lavapoo is thought to be well above 214.5 degrees according to scientists in Tokyo.
Darrel was not looking forward to walking home with a starfish devastated by lavapoo.
av scottoff 16. august 2007
 
4.
a flatulent cloud so potent it is believed to actually contain a high amount of atomized fecal material and when encountered may cause victims to think they've somehow inhaled a poop.

studies in stockholm sweden indicate that vaporpoo may actually be visible to the human eye when exposed to
Bubba Ho-Tep
Gerald decided not to retrieve his wallet from inside the deli because he did not want to encounter the fallout cloud from the vaporpoo he'd left as he exited the booth.
av scottoff 16. august 2007
 
5.
mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder
Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.
av scottoff 16. august 2007
 
6.
human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.
Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.
av scottoff 6. oktober 2007
 
7.
migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.
av scottoff 6. oktober 2007