1. Someone, usually female, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have sex with
2. Woman who has a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves
1. "Have you seen Jen? Sex kitten doesn't even begin to describe how sexy she is"
2. "I would perform any sexual favour for that woman"
1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner
1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realise he wasn't wearing boxers today?"
1. A circumcised penis
2. A circumcised man
"Is he circumcised?"
"Yeah, he's a Roundhead"
1. That's the one
2. That's brilliant!
1. "Is that it?"
"Yeah, that's the badger"
2. "How was the party?"
"It was just the badger!"
The fun and exciting process of causing a man to become hard before sex
"I think you need some arousalling" *grabs mans' crotch*
Highest possible praise for a person, event, or object
"Alex is a lovely bloke, simply db9"
"The party could not have been better, it was deffo db9"
"My new snowboard is db9- carves perfectly and has such a beautiful topsheet design!"
A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person
"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"