3 definitions by ndrndr

Top Definition
The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
#lube #masturbation #lubricant #astroglide #ky
av ndrndr 12. august 2008
Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.
#twitter #text #sex #text sex #sexting
av ndrndr 9. desember 2008
masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
#masturbating #jerking off #whacking #tossing off #snaking
av ndrndr 20. desember 2011
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