Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as brown to black pigmentation and often tightly curled hair and including peoples indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa.
Scientist 1: This negroid seems to have sustained significant burn tramas to the skin.
Scientist 2: He was most likely burned at the stake by a divition of the Klu Klux Klan.
Scientist 1: What should we do? This guy looks like hes about to die,
Scientist 2: Good, let that nigger die.. breathing our air. Shit fuck! cough cough. I mean, umm, we must do every medical procedure available to us to save this man from this horrible death.