1. n. governing by the ludicrous.
2. n. a regime change that yields a bullshit scenario
Some girl told my friend that she wouldn't continue to "date" him unless he was dating other people. They had recently become intimate again. We established that the scenario resulted in a ludicrocracy because he only gets to sleep with this girl if he's trying to sleep with other girls but not if he's not. Also, she's still fine dating other people.