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12 definitions by jamfsob

 
8.
vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
av jamfsob 12. august 2003
 
9.
I used to be a necropaedofelcher, until some rotten little ass split on me
av jamfsob 6. august 2003
 
10.
a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14
"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"
av jamfsob 12. august 2003
 
11.
Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter
Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg
av jamfsob 12. august 2003
 
12.
a person who looks really attractive from a distance so you are blatantly ogling them with your tongue hanging out so that they notice you at the same time as they get close enough to realise that they are actually butt ugly
hey, look at that chick/guy over there.
hot or what?

corno! euugh!
av jamfsob 11. august 2003