18 definitions by doc johnson

Sing. 'Paki'.

1. A catch-all term for any Muslim immigrant in Britain.


2. (In UK) A BIG mistake made by well-meaning British power brokers in the 50's and 60's who were attempting to keep wage-rates down.

3. A person who, rather than adopt western ways, chooses to adhere to a 3rd world peasant lifestyle except when it comes to Housing Benefit, free education etc.

4.The ghetto-dwelling primitives who bring a little piece of the 3rd world to a town near you.

5. A race of people who are remarkable only for the fact that their 'culture' brings absolutely nothing positive to the host nation they infest.

6. A race of people utterly bereft of any idea of fair play, decency, truthfulness or honesty.

7.Brutal oppressors of women.If I were to treat my wife or daughter like the average Paki treats his, I would be arrested within a week.

8. Serial fondlers, abductors, assaulters and rapists of white girls. Ask any Policeman who trusts you (not to get him sacked for telling the truth!)

9. The people who my children will be fighting in a Balkan-style power struggle in the near future.

10. A protected minority who can say and do what he likes with impunity, but when crticized, has the power to get you thrown into jail.
20 years ago, the Pakis lived in a square mile round Norbury Street.

They are now half way down Mottram Road.

20 years from now?
av Doc Johnson 10. januar 2005
Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!
A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?
av Doc Johnson 10. august 2004
UK - Fifty pence (50p).

Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).

Fifty Pennies.

From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
Oi Steve, have you got a Ten-Bob bit for the pool-table?
av Doc Johnson 21. februar 2005
Holocaust (Trade Mark)

A wry observation that the (real or imagined) treatment of the Jews during 1940's has become a multi-billion dollar industry run primararily by, and in the interests of Jews.

Alternatives - Holocau$t, Holo-Cost, Holo-hoax, Hollow-Cause etc.
'What's on TV tonight?'

'Oh, BBC is putting ANOTHER HolocaustTM documentary on at 9pm then Schindler's List is on at 10'


'I'm going to bed early then'.
av Doc Johnson 14. februar 2005
A mildly insulting epithet for an Irishman.
My uncle Mick was in the Paras,
best job he ever had, shooting bogtrotters AND getting paid for it!
av Doc Johnson 27. januar 2004
Anybody who has the temerity to disagree with a liberal.
You don't think like ME?

What are you? - A Nazi? A Racist?
av Doc Johnson 8. februar 2005
A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
av Doc Johnson 18. oktober 2009

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