The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.
A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!
A stocky, balding man with way too much time on his hands. Can be spotted working out in his gay attire.
"Sir, sir, what are you doing sir. Please get off that couch sir." said gagnow retardedly.
Another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching.
"Printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink", said Chicken W.
A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.
Heres comes the eater.. hide!
A piece of software that will never ever in a million years be completed. Use as-is, pick up up again, rebuild from scratch and leave it to rot for another five years.
Lets work on ResConnect and not get anything done.
A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".
I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.
An annoyance unlike any other. A subtle humming noise with short hair.