A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.
Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.