The Dankwich is a high-quality
sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. Often times, there is also
lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. And lots of olive oil. This famous recipe
been created by a certain individual in North Carolina. It has since been heard being said in the Midwest, most notably around
St. Louis, Missouri.
Remember kids, if it ain't high-quality, it ain't a dankwich...
John's Employee: Hi, would
you like to try our special today, the ultraviolet booty sandwich
You: Um, yes please. I'd love a dankwich.