5 definitions by Rabid Nozomi

Top Definition
Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
#confuse #k0nfuzed #confuzzle #k0nfuzzle #k0nfused
av Rabid Nozomi 16. januar 2007
Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
#masturbation #jerking off #spanking the monkey #jack off #beating the meat
av Rabid Nozomi 12. september 2008
Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.
I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.
#screen #window #shopping #amazon.com #window shopping
av Rabid Nozomi 18. januar 2009
Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.
He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.
#fad #ignorant #fads #hate #weak-minded
av Rabid Nozomi 2. januar 2009
The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.
Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.
#flirt #flirting #tease #compliment #lie
av Rabid Nozomi 20. september 2009
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