6 definitions by Ninja John Jimmy Bones

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When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.
Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"

Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."
#nigga #beer #muscle #drunk strong #fuck a nigga
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 25. juli 2006
To become incredibly angry after realizing someone has eaten food that you have prepared for yourself
Guy 1: "Dad has made and served burgers for every one else but himself."
Guy 2: "Nope look, he just made himself a plate."
Guy 1: "Aw shit,nigga, that looks so damn good! I'm bout to steal a bite."
Guy 2: "Damn, Nigga, you don't wanna make Dad Pull-a-Lew. Last time that nigga macked my head because I stole a piece of bacon off his plate last Sunday."
#angry #food #lew #pull #pissed
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 22. juli 2006
1: *noun* Any male who is good looking and full of himself

2:A guy who pops his collar, wears tight ass shirts and is convinced he's the coolest person in the world and a ladies man.(Derogatory meaning)
1: "Man, look at TJ, he's such a fuckin sweet face. It makes me mad. Go tell Chib to pass me that chicken sangwhich!"

2: Walking by and yellin at a really preppy kid in a pink shirt-->
"Hey! Sweet Face, kid!" then whispers to his friend, "What a fuckin fag!"
#sweet #face #prep #fag #balls
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 25. juli 2006
Very excited or hyped about something; Extremely happy.
"Dude, I'm about to get so doudy tonight. I can't wait."
"Uh, your so geeked right now, Jimmy."
#geek #happy #hyped #geek-wad #geekin
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 14. juli 2006
A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*
"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"
#beer pong #hellen #keller #blind #bad aim
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 25. juli 2006
A chubby tall friend that is really nice and pretty cool but is always the center of a joke
Jimmy: "Yo, Chib, you fat piece of shit, pass the bag of chips. I'd like to eat at least five before you kill the damn thing."

Chib: "Oh,Paaah-ezz,Jimmy! You always give me shit!"
#chib #fat #chubby #funny #joke
av Ninja John Jimmy Bones 22. juli 2006
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