"Speak English, Motherfucker"
should frequently and forcefully offered
to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.
As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They
thought it had something
to do with green
cards and the INS, and they
scattered like cockroaches in the light.