Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.
I can't man, work sandwich.
A pun, based on "Bat-flick, bad flick (movie), and Affleck"
Man, the media is really trying to talk up Ben Affleck as Batman, but the more they do it, the more fans become convince it will be a BADFLECK.
The process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called GeoCache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. Extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
Person A: What did you think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Person B: I don't know, I was too busy GeoWanking on my phone, looking for a note someone with Hepatitis probably wrote on, near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Norman: "The turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially."
Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"
Purposefully exaggerating angst to garner sympathy.
Jon : Man my life sucks. I hate it.
Jeremy : What's up with the wangst?