1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

a) An arab version of a don.
b) A man who gets all the chicks.
The sheik had 1000 children.
av Kung-Fu Jesus 30. april 2004
Synonymous with date-rape, rohypnol is a 'slow-down' drug that has a similar effect to alcohol on the minds' functioning. It also delays the transmittance of messages from the brain to the muscles, thus making the user weaker. It has been used by ravers in the late 80's and early nineties, and more recently, has been used to 'spike' unattended drinks of females (or sometimes males) on a night out. It slows down the mind to the point that the person barely knows they are gettign raped until after the effects have worn off.
Controversial group the prodigy included talk of rohypnol in thier song "babys' got a temper".
av Kung-Fu Jesus 17. april 2004
Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.
Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!
av Kung-Fu Jesus 24. april 2004
(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
If you don't swing, don't ring!
av Kung-Fu Jesus 12. mai 2004
Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.
luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!
av Kung-Fu Jesus 1. mai 2004
Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.
My, what a risqué piece of art!
av Kung-Fu Jesus 28. april 2004
Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.
Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.
av Kung-Fu Jesus 23. juni 2004
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