1)Miami = place the rest of the country/ world
wishes they could live
2)Miami = very few people know how to properly drive, yet everyone
to you as if they are experts
3)Miami = so much
stuff to do that you don't know where to begin
= coolest city in Florida
= everyone wants a Republican in office to lower taxes on the rich, to then blame tax increases on the Democrats who don't have anything
to do with
= better than your city
1)Man, I'm going to Miami this summer!
2)(Driving at 80mph, talking to you on a cell phone) Man, I'm on the Palmetto, and let me tell
you people are idiots! They're indicating
and swerving left and right through their lanes; hold on, I have to cut-off 4 cars to get off on this exit
3) A) What are you doing tonight?
B) Concert, football game, movies, beach, clubs, friend's getty, or trip
to the keys?? TOO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM!
4) (Teenager in Pensacola) Man, I wish we were more Miami-ish. (Redneck father, playing banjo) Wudjuw sai? Gadamnit, if ya wuna
leive, den wuhy
dun'tcha? Gudfo nutin' udiot!
5)I just can't believe we don't have a sufficient number of police
officers, fire rescue, and staff at Jackson Memorial Hospital! I must call
Nigel on his GPS-Satellite phone, he's in Barbados for the weekend, Timothy. Hello, Nigel, can you believe those Democrats in Washington screwed
us over again? No, no I'm not drunk. No, no I'm not in the helicopter. Okay, now I'm in the helicopter. Talk to you tomorrow.
6) Miami is so much better than us (said by resident of any other city).