(1) The state in which one finds himself after
an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often
characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;
(2) A condition of inebriation only ever
reached by American screen actor
Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September
(3) To be crunked
while coated with a thick
layer of duckbutter
"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want
to do some shot-skis!!??"
"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last
time I did those
I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"
"So I heard you guys took a trip last year
"Oh my God, it was Nolte from
"How did last
night wind up??!"
"No idea dude. I was Nolte from
dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch
completely naked, with
no idea what time or day it was!"