member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore
. Known for being a slut
who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when
she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views
on tanning and not real issues. Also
2. A real boner
3. A person carrying every STD known
to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore
is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live
I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.
2. I was getting ready
this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped
into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction
4. Mark and Kim are perfect
for each other. They're both Snookis
so they can't catch anything
new from each other.