1. very short person who is also a jerk.
2. a group of smurfs who are closely seated
next to each other
in the form
of a circle for the purpose of jerking each other
3. someone who is desperate
enough to jerk off a smurf for money.
Bro 1: "OH MY FUCKING GOD?! Do they ever raise
the height limits on the damn Superman Ride? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't be such a smurfjerk".
Dud 3: "Yo guess
what I just saw: Kelsey
and Chelsea making out.. huzzahhh."
Dud 4 (after taking DMT): "I guess
that's fine considering I secretly fell in love with a scorpion who convinced
the beaver-king of letting me join a secret underground
smurfjerk. I can't really describe how I felt during the whole experience."
Ho 5: "That guy was tiny yooo, I had no choice but to give him a 50% discount for a lil' smurfjerk".