A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.