5 definitions by Eric Crouch

Another name for a cigarette, since smoking is like throwing darts at the lungs.
I am going to head outside and throw down a few more lung darts.
av Eric Crouch 28. desember 2004
Similar to Turd Burglar, has two definitions:

1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. Did you see those two shit thieves in the skin tight shirts kissing on the park bench?

2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
av Eric Crouch 28. desember 2004
Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.
Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.
av Eric Crouch 29. desember 2004
Synonym for poop chute, ass, or anus. Basically, this is where the shit exits the anal orifice and would plop into the toilet or your neighbors yard.
Johan slid up behind me and pumped his cock right up my turd tunnel.
av Eric Crouch 28. desember 2004
Sucking on an ice cube and then pleasuring anothers anal orifice.
Jenny gave me cold tongue and I shot my load all over the place.
av Eric Crouch 28. desember 2004

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