Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears
to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood
fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead
of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal
matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal
matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal
matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cumlike
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.