To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.
Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?
A universal noun/verb/adjective that can mean absolutely anything. The opposite of bnaitflop. Similar to smurfy, although bshonlop can represent any part of speech excluding the article, much like the explitive.
You're such a bshonlop. I bshonloped your mom last night. You want to hang out and bshonlop those Starcraft bums?