Genre of softcore punk music that integrates
unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched
overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with
tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped
favorite bands signature, black
square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed
hair that is required to cover at least
3/5 ths of the face at an angle.