feb 3
When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants
I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut
av Polygons 27. januar 2015
feb 2
The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)
I couldn't figure out what to write until I had a drinkspiration. drinkspire drinkspired drinkspiration drunkspiration drunkspired
av Mollycadaver 27. januar 2015
feb 1
The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
av TakesALickin 19. juli 2011
jan 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
av Tommy Mats 28. januar 2015
jan 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
av Trudub 29. august 2006
jan 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
av Baconatordlx 26. januar 2015
jan 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
av jmbx2007x 26. januar 2015

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