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The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.
"Hey dude, I just studied my ass off for this test and got a 60%."
"Yo, the struggle is real brah..."
av WangWang54 24. februar 2014
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1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
av parttimehanyou 19. desember 2005
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To constantly play with your partners Ear lobe.

It can be done by using your fingers or mouth. A lobe lover will usually reveal themselves when give lobe love with their mouth, it results in heavy breathing like a horse.
Kay played with Ian's ear lobe, she enjoyed the touch and made her feel content. "You can't beat some lobe love" she thought
av Mcauls99 23. februar 2014
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Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.
He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.
av Kacey2012 21. februar 2014
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Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.
If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.
av JRock Hermani 24. februar 2014
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It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
av Plowenstein 23. februar 2014
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Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.
I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.
av Disgruntled Co-Worker 20. februar 2014
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