apr 12
(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.
Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"
av Da Sperminator 22. januar 2011
apr 11
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
"Roll Tide"
av Nigbiscuitmcmuffin 16. januar 2015
apr 10
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
av rockingyourdime 9. juni 2009
apr 9
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
av Ae5Ea8 7. februar 2015
apr 8
To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
"I want to go down on your sister."
av Dave 24. oktober 2004
apr 7
A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
av pavementphases 23. februar 2011
apr 6
The day after tomorrow
I have to go to a meeting nexterday
av Betaglion 23. februar 2011

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